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Thursday, February 24, 2011,
so, an accident happened between my sister and a girl. not really a girl actually, she's somewhere in early 20. nothing serious, just 2 cars merely collided with each other and leave about 20 cm scratches as history marks. there. instead of settling this between them, the girl has to CALL her GUY FRIENDS! seriously? im not sure what she's trying to do here. kumpul gang ke? budget cerite mafia ke ape? come on la. unless la u had an accident with a GUY, logic la kan nk kumpul ur guys kan. in a way, nk tunjuk hot ke?? whatever it is, the GUY, nk budget hero, nk demand my sis bayar immediately la kan. like hello, sape langgar sape here? from the scratches pown is MORE THAN ENOUGH evidence whose car started the accident. bile ajak settle, x muncul plak, then nk maki2 org kat phone la? come on! to make things short, bende yg sgt KECIK besar kurma nie, is now as big as a watermelon. the one thing that i dont understand rite here is that, WHY DO U HAVE TO INVOLVE GUYS WHEN BOTH OF U ARE GURLS? mmg adat ke, asal accident je guys kene handle kan? come on la babes, mase da berubah. stop being that weak vege we used to be. bile guy kate kite lembek, x taw psl kete, taw plak marah. but we were the one who gave them reasons to say that.
nway, to u gurls out there, kalu next tyme accident, here, a few tips :
1) take a deep breath and remain CALM. ur brain is less effective whe u r stressed. x yah cuak2. smorg pown pnh accident.
2) take the pict of the accident marks. dent ke, scratches ke, ape ke. (kalau org tu lelaki yg freak u out, JGN KUAR KETE. JUST BUKAK TINGKAP UNLESS U R SURE U R SAFE)
3) take the person details - most important : PLATE NUMBER.
4) if u r at fault, say sorry 1st (dgn TENANG, kelam kabut pown bnde da jd), then ajk dye pg bengkel. tell them u gonna pay according to the BILL. NEVER bg cash. sbb manusia ni bnyk mnipu.
5) if the person is at fault, amek details dye, PHONE NUMBER, try miss call dye (to make sure the person x bg nombo palsu). then when u r sure, tell the person u nk pgy UR BENGKEL and will send the person the bill utk dye byr. u pick ur own bengkel sbb takot bengkel yg org tu pilih, tuka gune alat rosak ke ape ke. NEVER mintak CASH, sbb u dont know the EXACT AMOUNT u should pay. kang tmintak KURANG bru padan muke.
6) dah settle, BLAH dari situ. xyah gado2 tgh jalan. tlg la, org laen NAK GUNE JALAN RAYA TUH.
there, tp ssape ade tips lgy bgos, jmpot la bgtaw ok. these are just a few tips i got from friends. kalu tips ni x bgune, org tu nk mekak2, then, bwk ke polis je. x yah pening2.
but GIRLS rmmber, kalu the other party is a guy, NEVER STOP kat tmpat sunyi. kalu dye da langgar, JUST KEEP ON DRIVING smpai ke balai. that's the safest. kkdg dorg saje langgar, nk duit. kalu the other party pakse2 u byr harge yg sgt TAK LOGIK, just kate, IM NOT PAYING THAT UNTIL I SEE THE BILL OR LET'S JUST MAKE THIS A POLICE CASE. then blah je. masok kete. xyah nk budget nk belasah org tuh.
there, susah sgt ke? x payah la asal accident je, nk ajak ur dudes jadi hero.. come on, show them we can stand on our feet too kay. we can stand on a 5 inches STILETTOS so hell yeah we can stand on this one too. chiao.
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